Stop smoking, Lose weight & Attract a man with Joey New York

Here's the scoop: A friend of mine contacted me about lsome lip gloss and lip balm products by Joey NY Specialty that she heard about on the Wendy Williams Show (New York) that helps you to stop smoking, lose weight AND - attract a man. Sounds crazy right? I bet you are thinking the same thing as I am - How can cosmetics make you do all of those things? Well here's how it works: It is a proven fact that men are attracted to the aromas of cinnamon and vanilla. These lip products contain a blend of cinnamon and vanilla fragrances that when applied to the lips, the irresistible aroma will get his attention! Contains Maxi-Lip and Dermaxyl-safe clinically proven ingredients to firm and plump the lips.

Hmmm. I don't know about that. I don't think attracting a man is that easy. I sniffed some cinnamon and it did nothing for my hormones. Then again - I am not a man.

So what if you don't need a man, but you do need to lose some of that "winter weight" that won't go away - Joey NY has a product for that also: The LipFit Lipstick. This lipstick contains a proprietary blend of peppermint, grapefruit and spearmint fragrances. When applied to the lips, the fresh minty aroma has proven to safely inhibit appetite. These lip products also contain Maxi-Lip and Dermaxyl-safe, clinically proven ingredients to firm and plump the lips instantly.

So there you have it. No more long hours in the gym, and no more worrying about attracting men. All you need is to buy some CinnaMan & Lipfit lipstick and it will take care of all your problems. Who knew??